| VOLUME: |
Louder than your average popped-collar polo |
| WEIGHT: |
Heavy, man... |
| DIMENSIONS: |
Accomodates your buldging ripply-ness |
| INTENDED USE: |
Lookin' Sexy |
| FRAME SYSTEM: |
NICE Frame System
Guide Frame
Guide Lite
X Frame
Futura
M4 Suspension System
IA Frame
Really Good
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Proudly declare your slightly unnatural love (don't worry we don't judge) of Mystery Ranch to all your friends, co-workers and various other creatures with at least one eye. But for the love of God, if you feel a sudden case of Hulk-a-Mania coming on, please change shirts first so as not to ruin this fine piece of American Apparel material (it's what the Hulk-ster would want, brother)